We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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