At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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