She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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