what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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