I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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