i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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