Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Randomize
