North Korea, Best Korea!
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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