I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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