Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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