I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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