why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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