that's an acceptable place to lick
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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