remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
