we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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