I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Someone came in the potted fern
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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