Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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