do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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