He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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