They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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