I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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