East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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