Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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