Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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