Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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