I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
That's intense
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
