So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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