the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Well I just put wine in my tea
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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