people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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