And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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