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having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work

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(407): View more from Florida

So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!

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(203): View more from Connecticut

recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding

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(513): View more from Ohio

you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.

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(317): View more from Indiana

i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex

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(419): View more from Ohio

He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?

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(443): View more from Maryland

i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out

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(707): View more from California

Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???

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