she was so not down for the gang bang
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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