like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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