I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
