I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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