butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
well you can't waste a boner
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize