Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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