...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Buhtt sex?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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