When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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