all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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