have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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