best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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