it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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