This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
