In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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