your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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