I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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