I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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