O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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