i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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