the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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