Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My bed smells like the plague
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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