I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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